Here's a sample of what writing in the all-out-chutzpah arena resembles (just to whet your appetite):
Manly Bike for Sale
What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about boking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "---- YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME."
And the ad only gets better, though you're correct those dashes denote profanity, so be warned.
Now for business.
I'll bet you didn't know Saint Mary's College of California sponsors an online arts journal as part of the school's MFA in Creative Writing program. If not, check out MARY Magazine to see if there's a place for your poetry, fiction or nonfiction.
Unlike most small literary journals, this outfit pays writers $50 on publication, and bonus of bonuses, accepts submissions via email. The deadline for the submission period ends Feb. 1.
One more resource for you: WritingRaw.com is "a literary sharing website where writers can upload, view and share their writing." The site creators say you can post anything so long as it's legal. So if you're short on feedback for your writing, this site may be for you.